This nugget made me slow my scroll on Facebook. Check out this Star Wars exercise gear at OddityMall.com! The kettle bells look wicked cool-- and like an Alderaanian's worst nightmare!
And look at Han Solo... IT'S A MAT!!
Here are a few of my own gear suggestions:
A Deathstar trash compactor themed thigh master. Call it the Jed-ThighMaster. Or perhaps a Thigh Master shaped like a TIE Fighter called the ThighFighter.
Dumbells with handles shaped like lightsaber hilts.
A C3P0 workout soundtrack. Nothing can motivate you to sweat like C3P0 telling you, "Sir, the possibility of successfully completing this workout is approximately 3,720 to 1!"
Weight belts that look like the tentacle that grabbed Luke on the Deathstar.
Hairy Wookie sneakers.