Over a month of AFTERSHOCKS, over a month of JOKES

(EDIT:  I'm up to 44 jokes & snarky comments about earthquakes and aftershocks.  We just had a 5.0 love nudge on 1/13/19 and they are ***STILL*** being called 'aftershocks.'  Three new ones added to the end of my photo gallery below.  Enjoy!  ~Brian, 1/14/19)

New Year, New Aftershocks!  Am I right?  It seems like the jolts and the JOKES just keep rolling and rocking in.  I remembered I'd made a few on Facebook myself, so I thought I'd share them.

Turns out it was more than a few. I wrote almost 40 joke posts about the big 7.0 Quake (sorry T-shirt, not a 7.2).  That shakes out to an over 1 per day average.  Now, not every one is going to rate high on the comedy Richter scale, but I hope you find these one-liners (fault liners?) amusing.  

Alaskans:  Snarky, shaken, but NEVER BROKEN. 
Here are the jokes.  Enjoy!!  ~Brian

FYI:  A couple need an explanation.  My home was relatively undamaged, and I came through the earthquake uninjured...mostly.

An old, heavy computer hard drive slid of an upper closet shelf and was leaning on the inside of the door.  When I slid open the door... BOP!!  I got hit right on the melon!  
I saw stars and heard birds chirping for a few moments, but fortunately I wasn't using my head at the time, and the hunk of machine really only hurt my pride.  ~B

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