Over a month of AFTERSHOCKS, over a month of JOKES
(EDIT: I'm up to 44 jokes & snarky comments about earthquakes and aftershocks. We just had a 5.0 love nudge on 1/13/19 and they are ***STILL*** being called 'aftershocks.' Three new ones added to the end of my photo gallery below. Enjoy! ~Brian, 1/14/19)
New Year, New Aftershocks! Am I right? It seems like the jolts and the JOKES just keep rolling and rocking in. I remembered I'd made a few on Facebook myself, so I thought I'd share them.
Turns out it was more than a few. I wrote almost 40 joke posts about the big 7.0 Quake (sorry T-shirt, not a 7.2). That shakes out to an over 1 per day average. Now, not every one is going to rate high on the comedy Richter scale, but I hope you find these one-liners (fault liners?) amusing.
Alaskans: Snarky, shaken, but NEVER BROKEN. Here are the jokes. Enjoy!! ~Brian
FYI: A couple need an explanation. My home was relatively undamaged, and I came through the earthquake uninjured...mostly.
An old, heavy computer hard drive slid of an upper closet shelf and was leaning on the inside of the door. When I slid open the door... BOP!! I got hit right on the melon! I saw stars and heard birds chirping for a few moments, but fortunately I wasn't using my head at the time, and the hunk of machine really only hurt my pride. ~B
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